Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Dorothy Parker, 1926


Resume

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.



That about says it all.
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