Monday, October 24, 2005
Today I have two examples of flawed thinking.
Example 1
I'd really like some new shoes/a new skirt/ a new dress, which might cost $70 - $100. Let's see, that's about one grad school application. Well, if I didn't apply to say, Yale, then I could buy a pair of those cute kitten-heels I saw at Nordstrom.
Example 2
What to do about constipation? Well, in Trainspotting, when Ewan McGregor tries to go off heroin, it makes him poop a lot. . . therefore, if I am constipated, I should become addicted to heroin, so then when I quit, I can poop.
They do make some sense, you know?
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ha ha ha ha...
if i eat french fries with fried chicken, the frieds cancel and it's like eating french chicken.
and that's classy stuff.
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