Tortola Wedding Updates (WINs vs. FAILs)

Rediscovered "lost" jewelery (in neighbor's mailbox) (2 items): WIN
Lipstick colors (2 new, plus all owned previously): FAIL
New hair: WIN
"New" boobs: WIN
Maintenance of weight: FAIL
Ability to make my nose not-red: Yet to be Determined
"New" vision: Yet to be Determined
Boyfriend moral support: Win, hopefully to continue to be so