Can I just take a minute to comment on the absurdity of the way jeans are named? I know we've all thought this before.

From J.Crew, below, we have:
(1) Destroyed matchstick jean in vintage dark distress wash
(2) Destroyed matchstick jean in busted stone wash

Do I want my jeans Destroyed, Distressed, and Busted? Well, ok I like them to be kind of soft. But like, what's with the extreme linguistic punishment of denim these days?