So, really, I'm not jealous, I'm just trying to figure out how this actually exists as a person:




I should definitely say "she," since she does, apparently, exist and therefore should probably not be objectified as a "this" even if her body seems to be actually impossible. According to Maxim:

"Seriously, do women get more painfully hot than this? Megan Fox has the face of an angel, a body so perfect that God may have carved it out of soap while in the shower, and sex appeal that could melt a unicorn’s horn. Plus, we hear she smells like clouds!"

Yeah. Clouds!!!