totally the best way to procrastinate is to drink wine, bake, and shop online. or in stores works too, before they close. i bought some small stuffed sea creatures at the drugstore. i looked at all the shoes by seychelles i could find online. i found three to buy, two pumps and one pair of boots. i did not buy any of them. i was dismayed by the total lack of perfect flats to be found online: perfect flats would be pink. they would be scrunched up at the heel, the kind that look like they're already in feet when they sit on the shelf. when put on, they would show toe clevage. they would be sexy. they don't exist. i tried to figure out where i could buy a $900 hermes shopping bag (it would save the environment, right?). i decided that lily allen is totally awesome after listening to all her sample songs on itunes and bought "smile."
i marvel at the total lack of other people online.
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